Gigii
05-12-2006, 03:55
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate
college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that
they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked
if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Brigham and
Young University, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene
on the behalf of the innocent,"
They throw the switch and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I
just graduated from the Harvard Law School and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
University of Texas at El Paso and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that
they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked
if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Brigham and
Young University, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene
on the behalf of the innocent,"
They throw the switch and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I
just graduated from the Harvard Law School and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
University of Texas at El Paso and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."