Aaaarrr

[Kikthin]

Ahoy Dalrek!

Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey?


Ye landlubber Kikthin.

[Dalrek]

Avast! Is that a wooden peg in your pocket, or are ye just glad to see me?

Prepare to be boarded!

I found some fine pirate booty for you! (no no, treasure!)

http://lucy.allakhazam.com/item.html?id=36093
http://lucy.allakhazam.com/item.html?id=18962
http://lucy.allakhazam.com/item.html?id=31313

and a joke!

Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?

Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!

[Jili]

A pirate went to the doctor and complained about problems in his lower regions.

Doctor: -Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants mr. Pirate?

Pirate: -Aaaaargh, aye matey. Its driving me nuts.