Gigii
29-03-2006, 08:08
After Ten Marriages, NOW She's Happy!
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration. He thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was …God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good!" said the husband, "But, why?"
"You're an IRS Auditor with a degree in Tax Law.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Happy Tax time! :grimmrun:
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration. He thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was …God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good!" said the husband, "But, why?"
"You're an IRS Auditor with a degree in Tax Law.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Happy Tax time! :grimmrun: