Daze
12-03-2010, 22:56
So there's this guy, walking down the street, when all of a sudden, he hears a small croaky voice from down left below, "HELP! HELP ME!"
He stops, looks down and sees this frog sitting on a rock.
"Help me!" the frog cries feebly. "I'm an enchanted princess! An evil wizard turned me into a frog! HELP! Kiss me, quick, and turn me back!"
The guy picks up the frog, puts it in his shirt pocket, walks on.
The frog struggles and climbs up enough to get its head out and starts up again, "Didn't you hear what I said? I'm a princess! I'm totally beautiful! And I'll do ANYTHING - yes, ANYTHING! - for as long as you want and as hard as you want forever if you just kiss me and turn me back!"
The guy just stuffs the frog back down the shirt pocket.
Muffled, the frog cries, "What's the matter with you? Didn't you hear what I said?!"
The guy says, "I am a computer programmer.
"I have no need for women.
"But a talking frog?
"WAAAAY COOL!!!!"
He stops, looks down and sees this frog sitting on a rock.
"Help me!" the frog cries feebly. "I'm an enchanted princess! An evil wizard turned me into a frog! HELP! Kiss me, quick, and turn me back!"
The guy picks up the frog, puts it in his shirt pocket, walks on.
The frog struggles and climbs up enough to get its head out and starts up again, "Didn't you hear what I said? I'm a princess! I'm totally beautiful! And I'll do ANYTHING - yes, ANYTHING! - for as long as you want and as hard as you want forever if you just kiss me and turn me back!"
The guy just stuffs the frog back down the shirt pocket.
Muffled, the frog cries, "What's the matter with you? Didn't you hear what I said?!"
The guy says, "I am a computer programmer.
"I have no need for women.
"But a talking frog?
"WAAAAY COOL!!!!"