Re: jokes
Vampire walks into a bar... bartender asks "what'll ya have?"
Vampire responds "A mug of blood please."
Bartender gives him a mug of blood...
Another Vampire walks in... Bartender again asks "What'll ya have?"
Vampire says "Pint of blood please" Bartender gives him a pint.
3rd Vampire walks in... Bartender says "let me guess you want a quart of blood...?"
Vampire says..." no I brought a tampon I'll have tea."
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