Avast! Is that a wooden peg in your pocket, or are ye just glad to see me?
Prepare to be boarded!
I found some fine pirate booty for you! (no no, treasure!)
http://lucy.allakhazam.com/item.html?id=36093
http://lucy.allakhazam.com/item.html?id=18962
http://lucy.allakhazam.com/item.html?id=31313
and a joke!
Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?
Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!
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