jokes

[Camou]

A trucker was driving his load down an american motor road in a rather empty strip of land as he saw a good looking woman showing her thumb for a hitch hike. He immediatly recognized his big chance. He stopped his truck, opened the door and said to her "Fuck or Walk?"
While grinding with her teeth she says "Fuck" and gets into the truck. The truckers parrot watched the whole issue and while the trucker enjoyed his free ride he was put back to the cargo storage of the truck to be less of a disturbance.
As the trucker smilinmgly drives along he suddenly hears police sirens bahind him and stops. The police officer said that he is loosing cargo. The trucker mentioned that he is transporting chickens and mumbles something like "how the heck ..".

As he opened the cargo storage he saw his parrot, holding a chicken between his wings and asking the chicken "Fuck or Walk?"

The chicken looks around, obviously confused and answers "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk?"

Cheers Camou

[Kashy]

The Amish Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....











'Go get your Mother'