Reasons to NOT abuse Jimmy Saville

[Daze]

Obviously there are NO real reasons but .......

When i was 8 years old Jimmy fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded, because of the blindfold i couldn't see how much milk I produced


please add your jokes to this thread, so that way the European court of human rights can send your local police ( under duress) to arrest you as the evidence is all in one spot

[Daze]

Jimmy Saville,

Not Gay
Not Bestialist
Not Necrophiliac
Not Copraphiliac
Not Homosexual
Not Fetishist
Not Jonathan King (HIGHLY IMPORTANT)
Not Gary Glitter (a bit less worrying than Jonathan king if truth be told )

So the real question is s

Why does Jonathan King allegedly get away with paedophilea with a young boy by buying him a train set (True) ~ Jimmy Savile deserves the world thrown at him for sheer volume , But gary glitter would have been legal in the USA hehe

SO

PLEASE SUGGEST SOMETHING I CAN DO WHEN NOT RAIDING

[Daktarr]

At the Bar

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales! It’s Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?"

And that's the last thing I remember..........

[Danyella]

LOL @ Daktarr