Gotta love dogs

Bebak · 26-09-2006, 07:18

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black Hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a
solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short
distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Xexonia · 26-09-2006, 12:26

So evil!!! I like it

26-09-2006, 07:18	#1
Bebak Retired Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: canada Posts: 73	Gotta love dogs A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black Hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." __________________

26-09-2006, 12:26	#2
Xexonia The worlds meanest paladin! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 599	So evil!!! I like it __________________ And her cleric Maxzine Kiddo 2001-2006 (Retired) "Definitions belong to the definers, not the defined" - Toni Morrison

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