A Joke for the Girls!

Illandra · 31-01-2008, 16:00

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,"Please be gentle. I'm still a virgin."What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be

"Husband #2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not"

"Husband #7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was..... God, I miss him!"

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "But, why?"

"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm finally gonna get SCREWED.

Bolien · 31-01-2008, 19:19

lmao, I'm with the government of sorts:P

Sharringan · 31-01-2008, 20:20

this makes working with the governement more tempting

Imrahil · 31-01-2008, 23:16

Haha, nice one

Nelwenie · 03-02-2008, 15:56

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.

The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap.

Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,

"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious?

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you do have all the equipment."

Jolene · 05-02-2008, 18:19

Hehe

31-01-2008, 16:00	#1
Illandra Paladin class-leader :P Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,992	A Joke for the Girls! A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,"Please be gentle. I'm still a virgin."What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be "Husband #2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me." "Husband #3 was from Field Services. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up." "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver." "Husband #5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not" "Husband #7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it." "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it." "Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look." "Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was..... God, I miss him!" "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "But, why?" "You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm finally gonna get SCREWED. __________________

31-01-2008, 19:19	#2
Bolien Retired Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,445	Re: A Joke for the Girls! lmao, I'm with the government of sorts:P

31-01-2008, 20:20	#3
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31-01-2008, 23:16	#4
Imrahil Administrator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 8,278	Re: A Joke for the Girls! Haha, nice one __________________ On my signal NURN!

03-02-2008, 15:56	#5
Nelwenie Registered Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 64	Re: A Joke for the Girls! A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says, "Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you do have all the equipment."

05-02-2008, 18:19	#6
Jolene Primadonna Join Date: May 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 3,596	AW: A Joke for the Girls! Hehe __________________

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