30-07-2006, 13:52 | #1 |
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Holes
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?" Not to worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to Hell." "You can't go there", says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that!" Last edited by Gigii; 11-08-2006 at 23:37. |
31-07-2006, 15:17 | #2 |
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Gotta love the wise words of an old lady
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11-08-2006, 23:22 | #3 |
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yup
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