Shitty job

Gigii · 25-04-2006, 20:55

THE LATRINE
A US Air Force KC-135 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it.

The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time.

He returns to the aircraft and is, understandably, less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.

As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished."

Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer's asses are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it's two-thirty in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump shit out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly, what form of punishment did you have in mind?

reverb · 27-04-2006, 04:59

The funny thing is from the age of 18-27 I actually worked in a job worse than that.. I worked for a sewrage company where I spent most of the time going into "Man holes" that went down into the earth at depths of up to 360 feet with water rushing by you at speeds of up to 300 meters per second..

Down there you get to play with all kinds of fun things such as mice, rats, Roaches, all kinds of severed animal and human parts, all kinds of medical waste, human waste, condoms, barley, grease, aborted fetuses, sludge (very different than grease), silt, and anything else that people throw into drians, toilets, lakes and rivers...

When any of our crew did anything wrong we were threatened with a unpaid days layoff, most of us didn't give a rats ass and warmly welcomed it

Grynoldy · 27-04-2006, 09:09

Quote:

with water rushing by you at speeds of up to 300 meters per second

Water running with 1080 Km/h (675 Miles/h)........... thats something.....

alactene · 27-04-2006, 12:05

Those sewage were prolly located close from Ben Johnson's home

Gigii · 27-04-2006, 13:30

Chuck Norris must have punched his toilet...

reverb · 27-04-2006, 15:34

30 meters per second not 300

Flitzer · 27-04-2006, 16:04

Water rushing at 30 metres/second could break your bones, couldn't it?

Fenlayen · 27-04-2006, 16:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by reverb

where I spent most of the time going into "Man holes"

Think that bit turned SC on

Frolaak · 27-04-2006, 17:12

Anything turns SC on from what I remember

Fenlayen · 27-04-2006, 17:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frolaak

Anything turns SC on from what I remember

He seems to have a likeing for whale porn at the moment.

25-04-2006, 20:55	#1
Gigii Retired Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rakkestad, Norway Posts: 954	Shitty job THE LATRINE A US Air Force KC-135 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it. The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is, understandably, less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later. As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished." Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer's asses are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it's two-thirty in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump shit out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly, what form of punishment did you have in mind?

27-04-2006, 04:59	#2
reverb Registered Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: USA, in hartland wisconsin Posts: 12	Funny GG - but I lived it The funny thing is from the age of 18-27 I actually worked in a job worse than that.. I worked for a sewrage company where I spent most of the time going into "Man holes" that went down into the earth at depths of up to 360 feet with water rushing by you at speeds of up to 300 meters per second.. Down there you get to play with all kinds of fun things such as mice, rats, Roaches, all kinds of severed animal and human parts, all kinds of medical waste, human waste, condoms, barley, grease, aborted fetuses, sludge (very different than grease), silt, and anything else that people throw into drians, toilets, lakes and rivers... When any of our crew did anything wrong we were threatened with a unpaid days layoff, most of us didn't give a rats ass and warmly welcomed it __________________ Reverb - Old school never felt so good!!! Long live the old days!!!

27-04-2006, 15:34	#6
reverb Registered Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: USA, in hartland wisconsin Posts: 12	was tired 30 meters per second not 300 __________________ Reverb - Old school never felt so good!!! Long live the old days!!!

27-04-2006, 16:04	#7
Flitzer Retired Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Augsburg/Erlangen, Germany Posts: 628	Water rushing at 30 metres/second could break your bones, couldn't it? __________________ WARNING: This post may contain sarcasm.

27-04-2006, 17:12	#9
Frolaak Ex-Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hampshire - UK Posts: 83	Anything turns SC on from what I remember __________________

27-04-2006, 12:05	#4
alactene Retired Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 197	Those sewage were prolly located close from Ben Johnson's home

27-04-2006, 13:30	#5
Gigii Retired Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rakkestad, Norway Posts: 954	Chuck Norris must have punched his toilet...

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)