Fire Beetle Eyes

[Gigii]

Shamelessly ripped this from EQ boards:


Fire Beetle Eyes
- Parody of "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes

She's just a Halfling Girl
She's leaving home tonight
She's On her first real Quest
She needs Fire Beetle Eyes

He's just a Wizard Boy
Lookin for his Sphere of Light
Ghanlin sent him on a task
He needs Fire Beetle Eyes

In the Thicket, or Erudin
From Freeport down to Qeynos
Beetle Hunting, who knows what they do with
all those things you give them
From Neriaks Gates to Grobb, it's their fate
to Hunt for.. Fire Beetle Eyes

Lookin for a Basher's Helm
This troll is ready to fight
Kugaran's got the goods
But he needs Fire Beetle Eyes

They want that Holy Armor
She's got the scroll in her sights
Daedet Losaren's got a problem
he needs a bunch of Beetle Eyes

So you hunt them
and you kill them
Take their eyes out
Quest them or Sell them
Alittle light source, and you might just
Keep one until you get a lightstone
Gotta think, what's up with these guys
and their.. Fire Beetle Eyes?

and they want them
But wont get them
the Newbies need work, so send them
Kinda lazy, they're not that hard to kill
Maybe kinda crazy
keep supporting, these Oculophalic Guys
They need their, Fire Beetle Eyes

*end*
Beetle Killing..
Cause we're willing..
To hunt for Coin, they need
Fire Beetle Eyes

Beetle Killing..
They never stood a chance
All these wierd gals and guys need
Fire Beetle Eyes


(credits to Jethal Silverwing, lyrics and music)