Couldnt have said it better myself!

[Brosk]

Stolen from Geoberserker Board!

Why it is good to be a man?
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
22. No maxi-pads.
23. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
24. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
25. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
26. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
27. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
28. Your belly usually hides your big hips. did you like it?

[Flitzer]

Stolen from Geoberserker Board!

Didn't know zerkers were engaged in environmentals =/

[Merciu]

Countdown started for Xex replay!

[Illandra]

Well we have breasts and most of us look good in tight trousers also

So not everything is better for you guys

[Xexonia]

Originally Posted by Brosk

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
22. No maxi-pads.
23. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
24. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
25. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
26. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
27. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
28. Your belly usually hides your big hips. did you like it?

Thats one stupid and dull man you described there Brosk. I dont think I need to come with a counter attack on that

[Koom]

Girls have boobs.. don't think Men can ever compete with that

[Uren]

Originally Posted by Illandra

Well we have breasts and most of us look good in tight trousers also

So not everything is better for you guys

The point is we don't have to torture ourselves to get into tight trousers !

Not to mention some of us have breasts too, so we win !!

[Xexonia]

Bob says hi :P

[Igoberzerker]

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Yeah seriously ladies, WTH

[Pinedilea]

LOL Xex