Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

Kezia · 23-12-2006, 15:33

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn andStreets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna' Cry, I'm Gonna' Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy ooohlook at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France sofar away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

pizzicato_xev · 23-12-2006, 19:35

lol

Which ones apply to you?

Gigii · 24-12-2006, 15:17

France is far away?

corvard · 25-12-2006, 14:21

Christmas Carols of Cannibals.

"Walkin' Round in Women's Derrierres"

"Jingle Balls"

"All I Want for Christmas Are Your Two Front Pecs"

"Saucy the Roast Man"

"I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus"

"We Wish You a Donner Christmas"

"Cook Well, Little Children"

And part of a song I can remember that I downloaded a few years back which includes....

"Woodmans' nuts roasting on an open fire
Now I'm nibbling on his nose.
Two eyes dripping in a bowl...
Will be my snack tonight!"

I wish I could find it again, I thought it amusing and it was an effective antidote to the insipidetory that are Christmas carols these days.

Scarz/Obsqura · 25-12-2006, 15:38

Here's some hip-hop songs that I found, but I am not a big fan of hip-hop.

"Santa Claus is Commin' on Mom"

"All I Want for Christmas is the Charges Dropped"

"A Sleigh Ride in my '67"

"Ante Up Bitch, It's Christmas"

"Frosty the Dopeman"

"I'm Dreaming of a White Woman"

"Deez Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire"

23-12-2006, 15:33	#1
Kezia Queen of Magelo backgrounds Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 821	Christmas Carols for the Disturbed Christmas Carols For The Disturbed 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn andStreets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna' Cry, I'm Gonna' Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy ooohlook at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France sofar away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... __________________ ~~ Nindyn vel'uss kyorl ninta ratha thalra streea dal l' alust ~~ -- Those who watch their back meet death from the front -- (Drow Saying) Gallery \| Magelo

24-12-2006, 15:17	#3
Gigii Retired Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rakkestad, Norway Posts: 954	France is far away? __________________

25-12-2006, 14:21	#4
corvard Dwarf Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 290	Christmas Carols of Cannibals. "Walkin' Round in Women's Derrierres" "Jingle Balls" "All I Want for Christmas Are Your Two Front Pecs" "Saucy the Roast Man" "I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus" "We Wish You a Donner Christmas" "Cook Well, Little Children" And part of a song I can remember that I downloaded a few years back which includes.... "Woodmans' nuts roasting on an open fire Now I'm nibbling on his nose. Two eyes dripping in a bowl... Will be my snack tonight!" I wish I could find it again, I thought it amusing and it was an effective antidote to the insipidetory that are Christmas carols these days. __________________

25-12-2006, 15:38	#5
Scarz/Obsqura Ex-Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Basking on my heat rock. Posts: 1,317	Here's some hip-hop songs that I found, but I am not a big fan of hip-hop. "Santa Claus is Commin' on Mom" "All I Want for Christmas is the Charges Dropped" "A Sleigh Ride in my '67" "Ante Up Bitch, It's Christmas" "Frosty the Dopeman" "I'm Dreaming of a White Woman" "Deez Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire" __________________ Obsqura the Friendless Lizard

23-12-2006, 19:35	#2
pizzicato_xev Retired Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Nottingham, England Posts: 399	lol Which ones apply to you?

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